Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

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I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

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I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

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I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

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I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

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I can count

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have complete contempt for fakery

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I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I see through liars

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

According to the Gita, how do I abandon fruits of my karma? Should I donate my whole salary and stay hungry?

I don’t buy bullshit

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

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When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

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I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I actually pay taxes

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I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

I can read

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I have a reading level above third grade

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”